Thank you for your interest in becoming a brand rep for Rago Fabrication.
So I am sure you are here wanting free products BUT Rago wants to make sure you are a good candidate to represent our company. We also need to make sure that our relationship works for us both. We stopped having one way relationships ages ago.
So, do you have what it takes???
Honest and Humble
- No one wants to work with a jerk!
- Friends, Followers, and Family
- Social media is HUGE and the number one free marketing tool available. You must have a network of people that you will be able to showcase the products to. Don't fall for those cheap like for likes or follow for follow apps, Rago has already been there done that. We do not want to work with someone that is misrepresenting themselves.
- Eye on the Prize
- In this case, the eye will be on our products. You must own a camera with the talent to take quality photos. So if you are using Aunt Bessie's old flip phone, apply when you arrive in the 20th century.
- Wanderer, Adventurer, Lost, Roamer, and possible Rover
- You must be out and about to be able to actually use the Rago products. So if you enjoy long weekends binging on Netflix and XBox 360, need not apply.
- Must have a Rago Fabrication product installed.
- Can't represent something you do not have. So to break it down Barney style... YOU MUST HAVE RAGO PRODUCTS INSTALLED ON YOUR VEHICLE TO BE CONSIDERED, unless of course we asked you. Then disregard thus whole section. If you don't have any Rago products currently installed but have your eye on something, just send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org and let our customer service team hook you up with a discount code!
- You must be enthusiastic about Rago
- If you don't love our products, you are not going to be a good spokesperson.
- Got this far?
- GREAT. That means you a) know how to read, b) you actually are interested in more than just some free products, and c) you have a decent sense of humor since you did not exit out of disgust at my satire approach.